1. beyonce-probably:

    mcdamnright:

    What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

    exactly right.

    (via mermaidwithasidecut)

     
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  3. clarainclara:

    I see no lies here

    (Source: girlcodeonmtv, via onlylolgifs)

     
  4. thegrayfox:

    alright

    (via assstiel)

     

  5. "I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is."
    — (via johnson21b)

    (via dashingqueen)

     

  6. looktothenightxai:

    veloxiraptor:

    whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

    This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

    (Source: panacotta-fugo, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

     

  7. snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

    (via moriarty)

     

  8. If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

    (Source: brobecks, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
  9. awkward-unitato:

     Reasons why kids cry..

    (Source: naydoh, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
  10. isis-:

    seekingtheunordinary:

    deathbeforediet:

    canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

    stand-up-comic-gifs:

    Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

    HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

    SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

    (via learntobreathelovelaughlive)

     
  11. My #HerbalEssences VoxBox from #influenster came today! Can’t wait to start trying the dry shampoo!